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doctorwho:

Snow Dalek + Eleventh Doctor Cosplay + Your Face = Auto Reblog

what you said: Im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: Im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people im never coming back I hate you and your cooking sucks

marththebland:

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

(via serena-dipity)